I would say
last night was one hell of a success. Hooray for seeing old friends and making news ones!
She had tits and a bottle if jäger. Two of my favorite things ever.– Austin (via littleloren)
The Avett Brothers- I Would Be Sad
I'm having a Halloween party tonight
by party I mean you drop off food and alcohol while I watch Halloween themed television. Costumes required.
Tonight was interesting. A lot of people told me I looked really pretty even with a bullet hole in my noggin. It was sweet.
I’m already planning all the shit I need to buy on black Friday that I’m normally too broke to get. This is my favorite holiday aside from Halloween solely for the fact I almost always refuse to pay full price for anything.
Tip for the ladies
or gentlemen, whatever. If you wear costume jewelry such as rings and get that nasty green mark on your finger, paint the inside of your ring with clear nail polish and it will prevent it :).
It’s a funny moment when you realize most of your relationships in high school meant nothing.
Rooney- I’m Shakin’