July 2012
I learned a lot of things last night. The most important thing is when you drink a whiskey sour and a whiskey coke at the same time from two different straws they cancel each other out and magically taste like water that will get you drunker than you probably need to be.
“I’m dumb and drunk and feelin things from seeing magic mike.”
– Late night texts sent to Kevin
I forgot I saw Magic Mike last night.
June 2012
I want to go to Disney so damn bad.
I’m really over being in a shitty mood 90% of the time.
“I am lonely, yet not everybody will do. I don’t know why, some people fill the...”
– Anaïs Nin
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The Honorary Title- Everything I Once Had
I need some action.
Guys, they went to 2015.
Anonymous asked: What were you reviewing???
WatchWell, I found this.
[[MORE]]I’m usually fairly independent but lately I’ve really wanted someone to just spend time with. I think it’d be nice to constantly be with someone that you enjoy. I say this now but if it were to happen I’m sure I’d be sick of it within a week. Fickle, fickle.
Ace Ventura is still hilarious.
I want to do something because my makeup is all done up. I don’t want to do something because people.
“Magnum ice cream - for pleasure seekers.” Really, guys?
When did guys start liking me? Stop that.
serenitymeow:
pantere:
do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like ooh cupcakes
… Well I haven’t, but I will now!
I do that. I’ll start thinking something about someone and switch the ending to something else o.o
pricksatmywindow:
at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot
